النتائج 1 إلى 10 من 10

الموضوع: funny and smart

  1. #1
    مميز
    تاريخ التسجيل
    May 2010
    المشاركات
    1,447
    معدل تقييم المستوى
    9872

    Sm45 funny and smart

    Where 2 Go ?i


    Two men were on a plane on a business trip when a Muslim couple boarded the plane and were seated right in front of them.


    The two men eager to have some fun, started talking loudly. 'My boss is sending me to Saudi Arabia ', the one said, 'But I don't want to go...too many Muslims there!'

    The Muslim couple noticeably heard and grew uncomfortable.
    The other guy laughed, 'Oh, yeah, my boss wanted to send me to Pakistan but I refused...WAY too many Muslims!' Smiling, the first man said,

    'One time I was in Iran but I HATED the fact that there were so many Muslims!'

    The couple fidgeted.

    The other guy responded, 'Oh, yeah...you can't go ANYWHERE to get away from them...the last time I was in FRANCE I ran into a bunch of them too!'

    The first guy was laughing hysterically as he added, 'That is why you'll never see me in Indonesia ....WAY too many Muslims!'

    At this, the Muslim man turned around and responded politely.

    'Why don't you go to Hell?' he said, 'I heard there's NO Muslim THERE



    hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh




    Isn't he smart


    what a great answer

    as Muslims

    we have nothing

    but we have to be smart even in such situation

    we can laugh on them


    hop u like it

  2. #2
    شخصية بارزة الصورة الرمزية ACME
    تاريخ التسجيل
    Feb 2009
    الدولة
    ....................
    المشاركات
    8,800
    معدل تقييم المستوى
    187318

    رد: funny and smart

    Thanks a lot

    The candle has blown out , extinguished
    and darkness shrouded the whole place

  3. #3
    مميز الصورة الرمزية rose rani
    تاريخ التسجيل
    Jul 2008
    الدولة
    somewhere
    المشاركات
    1,994
    معدل تقييم المستوى
    2821

    رد: funny and smart

    smart answer

    thank you for sharing us

  4. #4
    شخصية بارزة
    تاريخ التسجيل
    Mar 2009
    المشاركات
    2,163
    معدل تقييم المستوى
    1950

    رد: funny and smart

    Hehehehe
    I loved the topic and the answer
    what a smart man indeed
    Thank you so much


  5. #5
    مميز
    تاريخ التسجيل
    May 2010
    المشاركات
    1,447
    معدل تقييم المستوى
    9872

    رد: funny and smart

    Sun light

    glad to see u smiling dear



  6. #6
    Awaiting
    تاريخ التسجيل
    Mar 2008
    الدولة
    ••••••••••
    المشاركات
    13,379
    معدل تقييم المستوى
    0

    رد: funny and smart

    Ugh!


    Funny


    ummmm

    they might deserved it because of their ignorant words , but in my opinion this is wrong . We are Muslims and we should treat them with our Islamic manners . Being polite , maybe ask them why they hated Muslims? Or try to show them that they may met the wrong people.

    What if a none Muslim read this?


    Any way we don't even know who will go to the hell

    Nowadays lots of Muslims doesnt know what is
    Islam but a name


    Thanks sister

  7. #7
    مميز
    تاريخ التسجيل
    May 2010
    المشاركات
    1,447
    معدل تقييم المستوى
    9872

    رد: funny and smart

    Sir U R welcome

  8. #8
    مميز الصورة الرمزية Mr.Salem
    تاريخ التسجيل
    Aug 2010
    الدولة
    Riyadh
    المشاركات
    759
    معدل تقييم المستوى
    17942

    مشاركة: رد: funny and smart

    اقتباس المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة M.o_o.N مشاهدة المشاركة
    Ugh!


    Funny


    ummmm

    they might deserved it because of their ignorant words , but in my opinion this is wrong . We are Muslims and we should treat them with our Islamic manners . Being polite , maybe ask them why they hated Muslims? Or try to show them that they may met the wrong people.

    What if a none Muslim read this?


    Any way we don't even know who will go to the hell

    Nowadays lots of Muslims doesnt know what is
    Islam but a name


    Thanks sister
    I totally agree with that , thanks Moon

    هاهي الشمعة الصغيرة التي طالما اضائت سنينا وسنينا في ذلك البيت
    هاهي تنطفأ .....



    تلك هي النهاية .... وهذا هو الوداع ......

  9. #9
    شخصية بارزة الصورة الرمزية مهـرة الـروح
    تاريخ التسجيل
    Jul 2009
    الدولة
    بًعْد الصَـــلَآة والإستقًـآمة..!!
    المشاركات
    5,175
    معدل تقييم المستوى
    23924

    رد: funny and smart

    yeah it's smart answer

    thank you miss sense




    مهـرة الـروح



  10. #10
    مميز
    تاريخ التسجيل
    May 2010
    المشاركات
    1,447
    معدل تقييم المستوى
    9872

    رد: funny and smart



    Hi moony

    I am so happy with your comment

    cuz that what I thought first

    let me analyze it for you
    - the whole situation happened in an airplane

    the two non Muslims where teasing the two Muslims

    Ok

    lets see

    if I where in such place what shall I do


    of course they will never allow me to talk or discuss any thing about Islam

    and I can't just keep watching and smiling for them


    they are business men so they are not ignorant

    also they visit many Muslims country

    so they know what is Islam

    but there is a goal from all this

    to show that the Muslims are weak

    we find Muslims every where "

    that is very annoying ....i"

    they expect two things

    that the Muslims will start fight

    so that show us that the Muslim is a terrorism

    or

    they will just keep silent as if they never hear any thing
    and that shows that the Muslims are weak


    but the man was smart

    and give them the right answer

    as if he complete the joke with them

    and he really surprise them

    Finally my dear Sis

    " المؤمن القوي خير من المؤمن الضعيف "


    I am sure that If the non Muslims read this they will start search

    Why there is no Muslims there in the hell

    And try to be hopeful my dear

    While you are believe in Allah and his prophet

    Mohammad peace be up on him

    We will be in the Paradise in Sha'a Allah

المواضيع المتشابهه

  1. a funny short story with pictures.. come and see
    بواسطة sea breeze في المنتدى English Club
    مشاركات: 68
    آخر مشاركة: 15-11-2011, 10:00 PM
  2. Puns and Funny Questions 10
    بواسطة استاذ انور في المنتدى English Club
    مشاركات: 0
    آخر مشاركة: 30-10-2011, 12:46 AM
  3. Funny intersting puzzles..come and watch
    بواسطة اسيــ حبه ــرة في المنتدى English Club
    مشاركات: 9
    آخر مشاركة: 13-05-2005, 11:40 AM

المفضلات

ضوابط المشاركة

  • لا تستطيع إضافة مواضيع جديدة
  • لا تستطيع الرد على المواضيع
  • لا تستطيع إرفاق ملفات
  • لا تستطيع تعديل مشاركاتك
  •