Funny Dialogues

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Here are some funny short dialogues . I hope you will like them



Wooden leg
My friend said he knew a man with a
wooden leg named Smith.
So I asked him "What was the name of his
other leg?"



Boy or girl
A: Just look at that young person with the
short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?
B: It's a girl. She's my daughter.
A:Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you
were her father.
B: I'm not. I'm her mother.


The spoon
Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye
whenever I drink tea.
Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug
before you drink.


The first day
Mother: "Did you enjoy your first day at
school?"
Girl: "First day? Do you mean I have to go
back tomorrow?




Thief
Policeman -This man is charged with stealing
an elephant, sir.
Judge -Search him!


Flies
Why were the flies playing football on the
saucer?
Because they were playing for the cup!


Short talk
A teenage girl had been talking on the
phone for about half an hour, and then she
hung up.
"Wow!," said her father, "That was short.
You usually talk for two hours. What happened?"
"Wrong number," replied the girl.


Punishment
PUPIL: "Would you punish me for
something I didn't do?"
TEACHER: "Of course not."
PUPIL:"Good, because I haven't done my
homework."


The blood
A: When I stand on my head the blood
rushes to my head, but when I stand on my
feet the blood doesn't rush to my feet. Why
is this?
B: It's because your feet aren't empty.




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[prettyالسبهه]

wooooow
really I enjoyed of reading it
its so funny
thanks so much
I will copy it for text BBM+

[Mr.Salem]

A: When I stand on my head the blood
rushes to my head, but when I stand on my
feet the blood doesn't rush to my feet. Why
is this?
B: It's because your feet aren't empty.





Thanks Sirhasan , It was the most funnest thing I ave read so far ,

[ツأميمة الأحمديツ]

Thanks
sir
so nice

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wooooow
really I enjoyed of reading it
its so funny
thanks so much
I will copy it for text BBM+

I am happy you liked them . Thanks for being here

[rose rani]

they are so funny

thank you for sharing us

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Thanks Sirhasan , It was the most funnest thing I ave read so far ,

It's my great pleasure to read that

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Thanks
sir
so nice

Thanks for being here

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they are so funny

thank you for sharing us

It's my great pleasure

[انين الذكرى]

Really funny topic

^^

thanks alot

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[crazylove2]

ha ha ha ha ha so funny thanks

[دومنتي]

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[سارة اخت فيصل]

yes yes << kkkk msaweh fahmah hhhhhhhh




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A teenage girl had been talking on the
phone for about half an hour, and then she
hung up.
"Wow!," said her father, "That was short.
You usually talk for two hours. What happened?"
"Wrong number," replied the girl

LoooooooL
so funny thnx alot

if u dont maind i will copy it......wana send to my BB group

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Really funny topic

^^

thanks alot

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I am happy you liked them . You are always welcome

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ha ha ha ha ha so funny thanks

You are welcome

[student1989]

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looooooooooooooooooooool
loooooooooooooool
looooooool

Thanks 4 being here

[miss tagreed]

REALLY FUNNY
thank u u changed my mood

[rana kamal]

thank you very much for these funny words
god bless you

[سيفين]

so funny

thanks a lot

[auxaux]

Thaank you

[The ZooKeeper]

So funny ha ha ha ha
thanks Sir

[Lolita 1]

they are so funny

thank you for sharing us

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yes yes << kkkk msaweh fahmah hhhhhhhh




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hahahaha >>> Ahlan Wasahlan >> Always welcome