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The Ticket Inspector

Scene : A compartment on a train
Characters: A passenger on a train, a
ticket inspector,a steward and
a waiter


The passenger is sitting in a compartment on
a train. He is reading a newspaper. The steward
opens the door.
Steward: Coffee!
Passenger: No. thanks.
(The passenger closes the
door, and continues reading.
The waiter opens the door.)
Waiter: Seats for dinner!
Passenger: No, thanks.
(The passenger closes the
door again, and continues
reading. The ticket inspector
opens the door.)
Inspector: Tickets!
Passenger: No, thanks.
Inspector: Pardon?
Passenger: I don't want a ticket, thank
you.
Inspector: I'm not selling tickets, sir.
Passenger: No?
Inspector: No, I want to see your ticket.
Passenger: Oh, I haven't got a ticket.
Inspector: You haven't got a ticket?
Passenger: No. I never buy a ticket.
Inspector: Why not?
Passenger: Well, they are very expensive,
you know.
Inspector: Sir, you're travelling on a train.
When people travel on a train,
they always buy a ticket.
Passenger: Er
Inspector: And this is a first-class compartment.
Passenger: Yes, it is very nice, isn't it?
Inspector: No, sir. I mean: This is a firstclass
compartment. When
people travel in a first-class
compartment, they always buy
a first-class ticket.
(They look at each other for a
moment.)
Passenger: No, they don't.
Inspector: What?
Passenger: A lot of people don't buy tickets.
The Queen doesn't buy a
ticket, does she' Eh? Eh?
Inspector: No, sir, but she's a famous
person.
Passenger: And what about you? Where's
yours?
Inspector: Mine?
Passenger: Yes, yours. Your ticket. Have
you got a ticket?
Inspector: Me, sir?
Passenger: Yes, you.
Inspector: No, I haven't got a ticket
Passenger: Ooh, are you a famous person?
Inspector: (Flattered) Famous? Well, not
very (Back to normal) Sir, I
am a ticket inspector. I inspect
tickets. Are you going to show
me your ticket?
Passenger: No, I haven't got a ticket.
Inspector see.
(The ticket inspector puts his
hand into his pocket.)
Passenger: 'What are you going to do?
Inspector: I'm going to write your name
in my book.
Passenger: Oh
Inspector: What is your name, sir?
Passenger: Mickey Mouse,
(The inspector begins to
write.)
Inspector: Mickey
Passenger: Mouse. M-O-U-S-E.
(The inspector stops writing.)
Inspector: Your name, sir?
Passenger: Karl Marx? William
Shakespeare? Charles
Dickens?
Inspector: I see, sir. Well, if you're not
going to tell me your name,
please leave the train,
Passenger: Pardon?
Inspector: Leave the train.
Passenger: I can't.
Inspector: You can't what?
Passenger: I can't leave the train.
Inspector: Why not?
Passenger: It's moving,
Inspector: Not now, sir. At the next station.
Passenger: Oh.
Inspector: It's in the book, sir. When you
travel by train, you buy a ticket,
and if you don't buy a ticket,
you
Passenger-Inspector: leave the train.
Inspector: Here we are, sir. We're coming
to a station. Please leave the
train now.
Passenger: Now?
Inspector: Yes, sir. I'm sorry, but
Passenger: Oh, that's OK.
Inspector: it's in the book, and what did
you say?
Passenger: I said: That's OK.'
Inspector: OK?
Passenger: Yes, this is my station.
Goodbye.
(The passenger leaves the
train.)

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The End


I hope you enjoyed reading it
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[احســـــاس]

A lot of thanks 4 the sketch sir ..0
I think the point is: should people be equal;; 0
and that this passenger made it to his destination ( which was to close to pay 4) without paying a penny ..
isn't it? correct me if not plz. 0
thanks again ...

[إجتماعي]

so nice
thanks alot sirhasan

[● Ṡeяεиiτч . . ☆]

Thank you Sir

Well chosen topic

[smack]

Especially when he said I arrived in my destination
Thanks a lot for you
Several respect for you my brother
Because you always put a new subject in this forum

[Miss-Thought]

to be honest, the passenger acted stupid trying to make the inspector look stupid, but it didn't work

anyway

I enjoyed it fully

thanks for sharing

waiting for more

[rose rani]

what a man

i do not know how to describe it

thank you sir I love i

t

[ACME]

A lot of thanks 4 the sketch sir ..0
I think the point is: should people be equal;; 0
and that this passenger made it to his destination ( which was to close to pay 4) without paying a penny ..
isn't it? correct me if not plz. 0
thanks again ...

I liked your post and enjoyed reading your point
Yes , it can be put like that and it can also be
interpreted in other ways . Thanks very much


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[ACME]

so nice
thanks alot sirhasan

You are always welcome

[ACME]

Thank you Sir

Well chosen topic

Most Welcome

[ACME]

Thank you Sir

Well chosen topic

Most Welcome

[ACME]

Especially when he said I arrived in my destination
Thanks a lot for you
Several respect for you my brother
Because you always put a new subject in this forum

It's my great pleasure . Thanks a lot for your nice words

[banani]

[ACME]

to be honest, the passenger acted stupid trying to make the inspector look stupid, but it didn't work

anyway

I enjoyed it fully

thanks for sharing

waiting for more

Thanks a lot for commenting . You are always welcome

[ACME]

what a man

i do not know how to describe it

thank you sir I love i

t

I am happy you liked it . Thanks for your post

[ACME]

Always Welcome