ACME
It is a wonderful gift bro, bringing these jokes
for us .
.they make me feel good, they really do
Thank you so much
.
I’m looking for a man with a
wooden leg called Johnson.
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What’s his other leg called
Why is it hard to keep a secret
in the winter
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Because your teeth chatter
What’s the best cure for
insomnia
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Sleep on the edge of the bed
and you’ll soon drop off.
Why are ghosts bad at telling
lies
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Because you can always see
through them
Why can’t you play jokes on
snakes
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Because you can’t pull their
legs.
Why do you ask people
for money when you play
football
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Because I’m a poor player.
Best Regards
The candle has blown out , extinguished
and darkness shrouded the whole place
ACME
It is a wonderful gift bro, bringing these jokes
for us .
.they make me feel good, they really do
Thank you so much
اللهم اجعلنا نتنفس الرضـــا حبا ...حتى يشعر القلب بالأرتياح
They make me full of the happiness
Thanks
"What’s his other leg called"
man that was funny lool
thank you sir acme
i'll be back with some jokes
=)
Pause = IF You Must
But Don't STOP ..
i'll be back someday <3
=)
i liked it , hope you'll like it too
Father: Son this time, you have to score 90% marks in your exams.
Son: No father I'll score 100% marks.
Father: Why are you kidding?
Son: Who started?
Pause = IF You Must
But Don't STOP ..
i'll be back someday <3
Why do you ask people
for money when you play
football
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Because I’m a poor player
looool
it cracked me
hysterical jokes bro
Bless U ....
Suicide's Note
The calm cool face of the river , asked me for a kiss
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