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الموضوع: Give me a break

  1. #1
    شخصية بارزة الصورة الرمزية the master
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    A108 Give me a break

    Give me a break



    Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting

    The Indian man said to the American

    "You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven't even met once. We call this arranged marriage. I don't want to marry a woman whom I don't love...I told them that openly and now I have a hell lot of family problems."

    The American said, "Talking about love marriages... I'll tell you my story.

    I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 30 years. a couple of years ago, my father fell in love with my daughter and so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father's father-in-law.

    The American continued,

    My daughter is my mother and my wife my grandmother. More problems occurred when I had a son. My son is my father's brother and so he is my uncle. Situations turned worse when my father had a son. Now my father's son I.e. My brother is my grandson. Ultimately, I have become my own grand father and I am my own grandson.

    And you say you have family problems.... Give me a break"
    الـحـمــد لله عـلـى نـعـمـة الإســلام ، وآخــر دعـوانـا أن الحـمـد لله رب العالميــن .

  2. #2
    انجليزي خبير الصورة الرمزية CHARLES DICKENS
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    رد : Give me a break

    Wallahi I had a headache trying to figure out which was which
    ??
    anyway you're right
    Thanks Allah for being Muslims

    thanks bro for enriching this lovey club
    yours
    Mona Dickens
    Where flowers bloom .. So does Hope

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    انجليزي جديد الصورة الرمزية TheSweetDesert
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    رد : Give me a break

    اقتباس المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة the master مشاهدة المشاركة
    Give me a break



    Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting

    The Indian man said to the American

    "You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven't even met once. We call this arranged marriage. I don't want to marry a woman whom I don't love...I told them that openly and now I have a hell lot of family problems."

    The American said, "Talking about love marriages... I'll tell you my story.

    I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 30 years. a couple of years ago, my father fell in love with my daughter and so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father's father-in-law.

    The American continued,

    My daughter is my mother and my wife my grandmother. More problems occurred when I had a son. My son is my father's brother and so he is my uncle. Situations turned worse when my father had a son. Now my father's son I.e. My brother is my grandson. Ultimately, I have become my own grand father and I am my own grandson.

    And you say you have family problems.... Give me a break"
    الـحـمــد لله عـلـى نـعـمـة الإســلام ، وآخــر دعـوانـا أن الحـمـد لله رب العالميــن .

    oh my GOD! brother gimme a break!!!! can this story be true, I mean in reality
    I can say it's a weird story from the weird world, I guess there is no need to be astonished as everything these days is upside down

    take care
    Have more than you show, tell less than you know

  4. #4
    مميز الصورة الرمزية E.T.Reem
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    رد : Give me a break

    the master

    Really , I felt dizzy

    from the American's story

    But !!!!

    Really

    We must thank Allah for being Muslims

    accept my
    passing
    brother

  5. #5
    شخصية بارزة الصورة الرمزية the master
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    رد : Give me a break

    اقتباس المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة CHARLES DICKENS مشاهدة المشاركة
    Wallahi I had a headache trying to figure out which was which
    ??
    anyway you're right
    Thanks Allah for being Muslims

    thanks bro for enriching this lovey club
    yours
    Mona Dickens
    [GLOW="000000"]thank you for passing


    Mona[/GLOW]

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    شخصية بارزة الصورة الرمزية the master
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    رد : Give me a break

    اقتباس المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة TheSweetDesert مشاهدة المشاركة
    oh my GOD! brother gimme a break!!!! can this story be true, I mean in reality
    I can say it's a weird story from the weird world, I guess there is no need to be astonished as everything these days is upside down

    take care
    [GLOW="000000"]thank you for passing


    TheSweetDesert[/GLOW]

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    شخصية بارزة الصورة الرمزية the master
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    اقتباس المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة E.T.Reem مشاهدة المشاركة
    the master

    Really , I felt dizzy

    from the American's story

    But !!!!

    Really

    We must thank Allah for being Muslims

    accept my
    passing
    brother
    [GLOW="000000"]

    thank you for passing


    Reem[/GLOW]

  8. #8
    شخصية بارزة الصورة الرمزية Meant To be
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    رد : Give me a break

    Yeah why don't we believe it's a true one, I mean lotsa things out there are worse than this !!!

    Sure, we're thankful for being Muslims

    I do remember that I read a similar one to this but in Arabic 2 weeks ago, actually it was a joke

    :)

    Kind Regards Bro

    Peace


    I'm sorry all,


    I had to leave .....


    Uncertain time ,,, MNBA!!!

    :(

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    شخصية بارزة الصورة الرمزية library2
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    رد : Give me a break

    I felt dizzy and sick when I read this too
    million thanks Allah for being muslims
    thanks master for the good work

  10. #10
    انجليزي جديد الصورة الرمزية TheSweetDesert
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    اقتباس المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة Meant To be مشاهدة المشاركة
    Yeah why don't we believe it's a true one, I mean lotsa things out there are worse than this !!!

    Sure, we're thankful for being Muslims

    I do remember that I read a similar one to this but in Arabic 2 weeks ago, actually it was a joke

    :)

    Kind Regards Bro

    Peace
    Meant To Be, I can't agree with you more, there might be more unbelievable stories in the american society

    u see, and this is to everybody to read of course, one day I read a fact said by an american about american culture, he went like: everyone knows that we, americans, have loose moral conduct! so the case mentioned here, in spite disgusting, is yet normal!

    brother, sorry if I talked too much but I kinda felt like taking it out of my chest

    have a nice day
    Have more than you show, tell less than you know

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    مميز الصورة الرمزية mother of 4girl
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    رد : Give me a break

    We should be thankful for being muslim
    If you live more;you will see more in such non muslim societies
    Thank u bro
    اللهم فى تدبيرك مايغنى عن الحيل،وفى كرمك ماهو فوق الأمل
    وفى حلمك مايسد الخلل،وفى عفوك ما يمحو الزلل
    اللهم فبقوة تدبيرك وعظيم عفوك وسعة حلمك وفيض كرمك
    أسألك بأن تدبرنى بأحسن التدابير وتلطف بى وتنجينى مما يخيفنى
    ويهمنى.اللهم لا أضام وأنت حسبى ولا أفتقر وأنت ربى اللهم فأصلح
    لى شأنى كله ولا تكلنى الى نفسى طرفة عين ولاحول ولاقوة الا بك

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    شخصية بارزة الصورة الرمزية Meant To be
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    رد : Give me a break

    اقتباس المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة TheSweetDesert مشاهدة المشاركة
    Meant To Be, I can't agree with you more, there might be more unbelievable stories in the american society

    u see, and this is to everybody to read of course, one day I read a fact said by an american about american culture, he went like: everyone knows that we, americans, have loose moral conduct! so the case mentioned here, in spite disgusting, is yet normal!

    brother, sorry if I talked too much but I kinda felt like taking it out of my chest

    have a nice day
    Yeah sister , I know and the one I mentioned was a joke actually not our brother's posted case!!

    and we all read, listen, and watch, so many unbelievable stories out there , and I guess it's all about that disgusting freedom they're talkin' about

    I still sense your lovely spirit sister since the old days


    I wish that our brother don't get disturbed of our replies here

    :)


    I'm sorry all,


    I had to leave .....


    Uncertain time ,,, MNBA!!!

    :(

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    شخصية بارزة الصورة الرمزية the master
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    اقتباس المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة Meant To be مشاهدة المشاركة
    Yeah why don't we believe it's a true one, I mean lotsa things out there are worse than this !!!

    Sure, we're thankful for being Muslims

    I do remember that I read a similar one to this but in Arabic 2 weeks ago, actually it was a joke

    :)

    Kind Regards Bro

    Peace
    [GLOW="000099"]

    I agree with you brother there are lotes of things out there are wores
    than this .

    yes, we read it as a joke ,but if you think about it you'll realize that this is the life they live and wores than that



    thank you for passing

    Meant To be[/GLOW]

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