Different types of Marketting .. For English lovers

[Šάd Pяίηcξ]

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and say: "I am very rich.
"Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing... "

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2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a
gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and
pointing at you says: "He's very rich.
"Marry him." -That's Advertising. .."


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3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and get her telephone number. The next day, you
call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich.
"Marry me - That's Telemarketing. .."


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4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up
and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour
her a drink, you open the door (of the car)"Marry Me?" - That's Public Relations... "


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5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks
up to you and says:"You are very rich!
"Can you marry ! me?" - That's Brand Recognition. .."


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6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you
a nice hard slap on your face. - "That's Customer Feedback..."


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7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she
introduces you to her husband. - "That's demand and supply matter..."


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8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and before you say anything, another person come
and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she
goes with him - "That's competition eating into your market share..."


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9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your
wife arrives. - "That's restriction for entering new markets..."


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By the way "Gorgeous" it means kinda pretty

Regards,
And hope that you all learned good info about Marketting lol

[rose rani]

thanks for this nice and funny topic

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she
introduces you to her husband. - "That's demand and supply matter..."

be careful boys from this situation

[BloumagrieT]

Šάd Pяίηcξ

Welcome to the club brother

Hope you like it here

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It's surely funny

I loved it when the husband took part in this marketting thing

I just can imagine what's gonna happen to this poor guy

hahaha

Thanks again

[أميرة بأخلاقها@]

Šάd Pяίηcξ

It's really funny I enjoyed reading it


thanks for sharing


best luck

[CHARLES DICKENS]

You know What
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When I read the title I thought it's serious Business topic
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but it turned to be sooooooooooooo amusing

I loved this one the most

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your
wife arrives. - "That's restriction for entering new markets..."

Keep up Dearest

[iCe heArt]

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thanks alot ..

that was so funny..

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