Funny quotes

[BloumagrieT]

Wish you're having a good time


I've broght you some funny quotes hoping that they could draw a smile on your faces

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The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children






There are only two things a child will share willingly -- communicable diseases and his mother's age.






We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve

telling them to sit down and shut up.






In life, it's not who you know that's important, it's how your wife found out
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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.






When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason.






The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.







Doing nothing is very hard to do...you never know when you're finished.

[Faisal1983]

Love it
really funny
keep it up

[BloumagrieT]

Love it
really funny
keep it up

Faisal1983


Glad you loved it

Thanks for passing brother

[•0سحآبة خِير0•]

When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason.

great soso

this is the truth of man

Thanks alot my sweeti

[صمت]

hi...... thanks alot

i loved it sooooo much

really funny

[BloumagrieT]

great soso

this is the truth of man

Thanks alot my sweeti

Ghayoomati


Oh yes you're right

Men always have a hidden reason behind every single thing they do



Glad that you agree with your sister

and for your sweet passing dear

[BloumagrieT]

hi...... thanks alot

i loved it sooooo much

really funny

صمت

Well dear , SoOoSoOo is so lucky for having you here

and glad that you loved it dear

Thanks

[ريما الحسين]

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve

telling them to sit down and shut up.

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hahahahahahahahahaha

it's so so so funny ,, I really like them

So0oS0o0

thx my dear .. you are the best

Regards

[BloumagrieT]

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve

telling them to sit down and shut up.

..............

hahahahahahahahahaha

it's so so so funny ,, I really like them

So0oS0o0

thx my dear .. you are the best

Regards

hahaha

Reeeema

Yea , it's my favourite too

Glad you liked them

Thanks for passing sweetie

[rose rani]

wow
all of them are amazing
but tihs one is the best

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve

telling them to sit down and shut up.

thanks soosoo

[BloumagrieT]

wow
all of them are amazing
but tihs one is the best

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve

telling them to sit down and shut up.

thanks soosoo

rani99

hahahaha

Yeah, you're right dearest

Poor children

Glad you passed by sweetie

[postgraduate]

SoOoSoOo

Thanks for that ...Though they are funny ,I can feel that wisdom they have . In general , they describle the different life experiences in a very COMIC way .I really like reading them .Thanks for sharing .Appreciated

[BloumagrieT]

SoOoSoOo

Thanks for that ...Though they are funny ,I can feel that wisdom they have . In general , they describle the different life experiences in a very COMIC way .I really like reading them .Thanks for sharing .Appreciated

postgraduate

Yeah brother

You are right they do contain wisdom

Delighted that you passed by

Regards