very funny i like the 1st one hhhhhh
thanx bother dont b crul 4 ur jokes
Hi All of you
I hope you enjoy these cute jokes
The Biggest Lie
Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room
The teacher says, "Why are you arguing?"
One boy answers, "We found a ten dollor bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie."
"You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher, "When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was."
The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher
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phone
A teenager girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up.
"Wow!," said her father, "That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?"
"Wrong number," replied the girl.
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Looking for a Wife
Fred is 32 years old and he is still single.
One day a friend asked, "Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?"
Fred replied, "Actually, I've found many women that I have wanted to marry, but when I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn't like them."
His friend thinks for a moment and says, "I've got the perfect solution, just find a girl who's just like your mother."
A few months later they meet again and his friend says, "Did you find the perfect girl? Did your mother like her?"
With a frown on his face, Fred answers, "Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. You were right, my mother liked her very much."
The friend said, "Then what's the problem?"
Fred replied, "My father doesn't like her."
very funny i like the 1st one hhhhhh
thanx bother dont b crul 4 ur jokes
It's fun to begin my weekend with these funny jokes
They are really funny
Thank you
DONT BE CRUEL
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" اللهم استعملني في طاعتك "
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أستغفر الله العظيم التواب الرحيم لذنبي
وللمسلمين والمسلمات و المؤمنين والمؤمنات
الأحياء منهم والأموات إلى يوم الدين
very nice
thankssssssssssssss
very funny
thank you so much on the jokes above
yours
faisal
من وجد الله فماذا فقد , ومن فقد الله فماذا وجد
thank 4 all
these jokes is very funny
thanks alot
يابن آدم لاتخف من ذي سلطان مادام سلطاني وملكي لا يزول . لاتخف من فوات الرزق مادامت خزائني مملؤة لا تنفذ . خلقت الأشياء كلها من اجلك وخلقتك من اجلي فسر في طاعتي يطعك كل شيء. لي عليك فريضة ولك علي رزق فإن خالفتني في فريضتي لم اخالفك في رزقك . إن رضيت بما قسمته لك ارحت قلبك وإن لم ترضى بما قسمته لك فوعزتي وجلالي لأسلطن عليك الدنيا تركض فيها كركض الوحوش في البرية ولا ينالك منها إلا ما قسمته لك وكنت عندي مذموما
i like it thanks a lot
God bless you
المحبة في الله نعمة من الله ..
فقد الأحبة في الله غربة ..
والتواصل معهم أنس ومسرة ..
هم للعين قرة ..
فسلام على من دام في القلب ذكراهم ..
وإن غابوا عن العين قلنا يا رب احفظهم وارعاهم ..
سبحان الله والحمدلله ولا اله الا الله
thanks 4 ur passing
Ilike your jokes very much
in their death they were not divided
thanks alot 4 ur passing
Thanksssssssssss
استغفرالله العظيم واتوب اليه
thanks alot 4 u
I like them all ha ha ha
very funny & nice
Thanks
pleased to see ur lovely commentingالمشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة أميرة بكلمتي ";665131][CENTER][COLOR="Red
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