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    INSTALLING HUSBAND!!! Read & comment plz



    Dear all !!!

    This is good, …………….. seems to be a worldwide problem !!

    INSTALLING HUSBAND!!!




    A woman writes to the IT Technical support

    Dear Tech Support,

    Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

    In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS5.0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1.

    Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

    Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
    What can I do?

    Signed,


    Desperate wife_____ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________
    Reply

    DEAR Madam,

    First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

    Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme. Html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
    If that application works as designed, Husband1..0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2..0 and Flowers 3.5..

    However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or out of the house 6.1.
    Please note that out of the house 6.1.
    is a very bad program that will download the rarely at home Beta.

    Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

    In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

    In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
    You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.
    We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Good Looks 7.7.

    Good Luck Madam!





    التعديل الأخير تم بواسطة muhamedr ; 10-02-2010 الساعة 07:21 PM سبب آخر: INSTALLING HUSNABD,Read & comment

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    اطفال بغداد



    حسبي الله ونعم الوكيل وكفى

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    رد: INSTALLING HUSBAND!!! Read & comment plz

    Ugh my God ,hahaha

    You made me laugh brother.

    Some points are true , and those two messages summerized the reality between two souls in a very funny short lines.

    But remember the life is more than computer or programes lol

    Thanks brother, may Allah bless you.

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    thanks alot

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