Water, Please

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Water, Please!

An Englishman is lost
in the desert. After two
days without any water,
he sees another man,
who has a shop. “Water,
please. I need some
water,” says the Englishman.
“I’m sorry,” replies the other man,
“but I only sell ties.”
“Ties! Ties! What do I want with
ties!” the Englishman says angrily.
“Oh, well, there’s a restaurant just over
the hill.”
“Really?” says the Englishman. “Why, thank
you,” he says, and he heads off to the
restaurant.
Four hours later, the Englishman comes
back. This time he’s really, really thirsty.
“You told me there
was a restaurant,” the
Englishman says.
“That’s right,” the other
man answers.
“But you didn’t tell me
about the strict dress
code!”
“That’s right,” says
the other man.
“Now would you
like to buy a tie?”

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[دروب البنفسج]

Thanks brother

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Thanks brother

you are welcome

[ساعة صفا]

lol
very nice story and funny too
thank you

[براءـهـ طفلـهـ]

sirhasan

[tuto]

loooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
It's funny
thank you

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lol
very nice story and funny too
thank you

you are always welcome

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sirhasan

you are welcome

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loooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
It's funny
thank you

Thanks for being here

[rose rani]

so poor man

thanks sir for sharing us

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so poor man

thanks sir for sharing us

you are always welcome

[ツأميمة الأحمديツ]

so
nice
sir
thanks

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so
nice
sir
thanks

you are most welcome